I think Im spongebob! Help what should i do!!!?

i woke up and was sure i was sponge bob.. im crying right now cuz im square and yellow and im full of holes!! i imagine my family as sandy and patrick and my uncle squidward oh no!! helpp.. my dad is mr. krabsss!!!!!!!!!! I have a snail.. I tried to build my house as a pineapple but the government wouldnt allow it!! awwww noooooo!! help! i tried to flood my city but i got arrested for a week!